Víctor. 21. Jupiter adept. I train pokémon, I try to write stuff and I study chemistry because of changing colours, exploding things & quantum madness. Enjoy my procrastination temple... Oh, and always take a banana to a party: bananas are good.
OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR OLD BOY AND WE ATE POPSICLES, THIS WAS THE JOKE ON MINE AND I TOLD IT TO HIM, BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU DO WITH JOKES AND SO LIKE A DAY LATER I GET THIS CALL FROM HIS MOM AND SHE SAYS “My son told me an inappropriate joke today, and he told me he got it from you” AND I WAS SUPER CONFUSED??? SO I ASKED HER WHAT THE JOKE WAS AND APPARENTLY HE SAID “how do skeletons communicate? They bone each other” I AM SO DONE
Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but I happened to bump into this vid a while ago while looking for papers on shark reproduction [note to self: yeah, they’ll definitely buy that, you’re a fucking genius, Vic] and (spoiler alert) sorry but there’s no actual shark involved.